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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Okay, I have to give credit. People are getting inventive.
For anyone thinking this isn't "PG", ya it really is, members have not said anything that couldn't be on daytime TV and in most cases stated much milder using the dying art of double entendre.
Keep it up ladies and gents, you are doing great.
I submit my crack at it (I never bothered with lines so, bear with my 1st attempt).
"You're into herps too? Sweet, I'd love to show off my Balls and if things go well maybe break out the Anaconda"
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Reptile pick up lines!
 Originally Posted by liv
Hey girl, two of my balls are blue right now
Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by Mike41793
Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.
Lol can't stop laughing.
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Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by Mike41793
Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.
Omg this is too funny xD this one just takes the cake for me Lolz! Winner!!
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Reptile pick up lines!
Hey olivia, could you sex my balls for me? TJ told me you're always down for some probing.
Last edited by Mike41793; 11-20-2013 at 09:56 PM.
1.0 normal bp
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not a pickup line, but i saw a shirt at a local reptile show once that said "girls come and go, but you'll always have your balls." 
man i wish i would've gotten that shirt now. lol
Last edited by TheSnakeGeek; 11-20-2013 at 10:26 PM.
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Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by TJ_Burton
Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.
You can keep your recessives and codoms, as long as i get to be Dominant.
50 shades of grey anyone? And i'm not talking about Axanthics!
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Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by TheSnakeGeek
not a pickup line, but i saw a shirt at a local reptile show once that said "girls come and go, but you'll always have your balls."
man i wish i would've gotten that shirt now. lol
I saw the same shirt at the Nashville repticon! If I got one I don't think it would have the same effect lol.
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Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by AlexisFitzy
I saw the same shirt at the Nashville repticon! If I got one I don't think it would have the same effect lol.
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me too.  i live in murfreesboro. lol
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Hey babe, I will have you know I have been known to probe deeply and can even make you pop if you're down.
I vote we Pin this topic.
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