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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Do not worry babe, my snake's not cage aggressive, he just automatically looks for a hide cave.
If we want to make this thread really awkward, uh I mean, Smooth, we will start directing these lines to specific members. 
" Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars".- Edwin H. Chapin
"When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something; he has been put on his wits ... he has gained facts, learned his ignorance, is cured of the insanity of conceit, has got moderation and real skill".
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
 Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes
Do not worry babe, my snake's not cage aggressive, he just automatically looks for a hide cave.
If we want to make this thread really awkward, uh I mean, Smooth, we will start directing these lines to specific members.
I cant go there! Don't want to get myself in trouble!
~~~~~ROACH  ~~~~~
1.0 Normal
1.1 Piebald
1.0 Banana
0.1 100% Het Piebald
1.1 Het Lavender Albino
1.0 Lesser
0.1 Killer Bee
0.1 Spider
1.1 Pastel
0.1 Butter Bee
1.1 Mojave
1.0 Black Pastel 100% Het Piebald
1.0 Fire
0.1 Pinstripe
0.1 Lesser Bee
0.1 Super Pastel
0.1 Cinnamon
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Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.
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Western Hognose |
1.0 Lithium Blaze
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1.0 Spotnose
1.0 Enchi
0.1 Super Cinnamon
0.2 Pastel
0.3 Cinnamon
0.1 Mojave
0.1 Pinstripe
0.1 Spotnose
0.1 Het Hypo
0.2 Het Pied |
1.1 Red Albino
1.1 Orange Albino
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0.1 Het Snow
1.0 Anaconda Het Albino
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1.1 Het Pink Pastel
0.5 Het Albino
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by TJ_Burton
Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.
Who is the lucky lady that this goes out to? 
" Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars".- Edwin H. Chapin
"When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something; he has been put on his wits ... he has gained facts, learned his ignorance, is cured of the insanity of conceit, has got moderation and real skill".
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Come see my snake, it's in my bedroom. . . .
 TheSnakeGuy
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1.0 Spider Mojave - "Tweak"
0.1 Mystic Pastel - "Oracle"
Wish List . . . .someday
1. Lavender Albino Pied(Dreamsicle) Ball Python
2. Albino Burmese Python
3. Mystic Potion Ball Python(Breeders)
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
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I'm not entirely sure there's a way to keep this thread family friendly, I cannot think of a single non-vulgar one. heh. I will be lurking, unless this gets moved to QT, at which point I will feel a little better participating. Heh.
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a) Calliope 0.1, Banana Ball, 2018/19 season, 600g
b) Geralt 1.0 Chocolate Sable Mojave pos. Trick ball, May 27th 2020
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
If you were a BP,
You'd be a WOBP model!
I may not be a spider,
But you still make me wobble!
Respectfully,
Schmee123
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1.0 Citrus Bumble Bee
1.0 Mojave
1.0 Pastel
0.1 Calico
0.1 Enchi
0.1 Enchi Fire
0.1 Genetic Banded
0.1 Lesser
0.1 Mystic
0.1 Pinstripe
0.1 Spider
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