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sounds more like an AC/DC pickup line myself….
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Reptile pick up lines!
 Originally Posted by TheSnakeGeek
me too.  i live in murfreesboro. lol
No way! We probably saw each other but just didn't know it lol.  maybe I'll see you at the next one.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Hey wanna stroke my snake? ............... No really I also have big balls for you to play with...... No for real look they are right here.
Knowledge is earned not learned.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
My snake is only 100 grams right now, but wait till you see him grown!
How many balls can you fit in your rack?
I just cleaned my balls, but I bet they will be dirty by morning!
Last edited by DooLittle; 11-21-2013 at 12:06 AM.
If nothing ever changed, there would be no butterflies.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by Schmee123
If you were a BP,
You'd be a WOBP model!
I may not be a spider,
But you still make me wobble!
^This is perfectly PG, and the spider one hehe so cute :3
"Hey baby, you must love pythons 'cause you really constrict my heart." ^_^
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by DooLittle
My snake is only 100 grams right now, but wait till you see him grown!
How many balls can you fit in your rack?
I just cleaned my balls, but I bet they will be dirty by morning!
These sound more like... intimate() statements... than pick up lines.
Especially the last two.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by pythonminion
These sound more like... intimate( ) statements... than pick up lines.
Especially the last two.
Sorry. Been married for 13 years. Maybe not so good with pick up lines...:p
If nothing ever changed, there would be no butterflies.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by dr del
Just try and keep it family friendly people ok? 
Sounds like you're asking for too much.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by DooLittle
Sorry. Been married for 13 years. Maybe not so good with pick up lines...:p
That doesn't compare to awkward teenage years when boys first discover girls.
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