Wow.
What nice people!
Some folks would've just kept him.
He's a very lucky bird.
To keep from going completely insane with grief, I just put down a deposit on a Super Pastel.
Not only will I have something "happy" to look forward to, knowng my luck, now that my money is gone, Alice will show up.
[this is a pattern in my life...when I lose a thing and go buy another, not long after, the thing I was searching for miraculously appears right after it's too late to return the replacement]
/Crossing my fingers like crazy too, hoping my weird 'luck' happens again.
[You hear that, Alice?!? If you don't get your big dumb butt home soon your tank will taken over by a young punk!!!]