I unfortunately have a bunch but here is three one kinda gross, one pretty serious and one I feel pretty stupid about. First when I was 19 I was working as a mechanic and a customer came in complaining of a belt squeal . I reached down and grabbed the belt to check tension and the old boy started the engine. It pulled my hand through the pulley taking the tips of two fingers just above the nail bed. The hand specialist was able to re attach them. Was a gross drive to the ER with my finger tips sitting next to me in a rag. Second I was dirt track racing in a sprinter when I hit the wall at 100 plus mph. Got a concussion, knocked unconscious , dislocated shoulder, 13 cracks in my ribs and two broken bones in my hand. And lastly I was driving home from work when I had to sneeze and like a fool I tried to stifel it. Big mistake the sneeze actually cracked a rib. Boy did I feel dumb trying to explain that to the doc.