great replies so far! Keep it coming. here are a couple more.

-when the lady in line behind you at the petstore asks "How cute! Do those make good pets?" and you reply: "I wouldn't know"

-You have snakebytes tv viewing parties with your collection.
-your friends can't believe you can fit THAT many snakes in a studio apartment.
-You can't watch any python or snake documentaries of Animal Planet without going ballistic!