You already had mine!
-you have more snakes than most zoos
-you can solder and make racks, but can't build anything else, and don't even know what else you would do with a soldering iron
-when you read about someone's bp issues you think why would they have high or low ball pythons?
-you want a "I heart balls" shirt
-when you ask a sales clerk if you can order rat food from them they ask what brand/type of poison you are looking for, then ask why you want to feed rats
-the sales people ask if you are sure 200 pounds of rat food will fit in your car
-you have rats that are too cute to feed to your snakes