Quote Originally Posted by sparticus View Post
guilty of all:

you browse craigslist pets section at least 5 times a day searching all the different words people could possibly use to describe their bps (python, pythons, snake, reptile, ball python, bp, morph)

you browse craigslist pets section in ALL the surrounding cities to you in hopes that someone is getting rid of their collection

When searching for an apartment, the FIRST thing you look for is whether they allow pets... and if not ... your collection is coming anyway obviously.

the layout of your apartment is based solely on where the most strategic location for your snakes are... most likely near all the outlets

All the outlets in your room are used up by UTHs, and Heat lamps.

You find yourself telling friends AFTER they've already come over that you have snakes... or else they won't come at all lolol

You have an elaborate plan A, B and C in place to relocate your snakes for a night in case your landlord posts a 24 hr notice that they need to enter your apartment

This forum and snake activities and shenanigans come before homework

Laying in bed watching your beautiful snakes in their tanks completely calms you and makes you happy and ready to sleep

You find yourself singing Wiz Khalifa "Black and Yellow" when describing the colors of your snakes (lolololol definitely guilty)
I'll add to that that:

You flag the Craigslist ad because a rehoming fee isn't the same as charging $600 for their "morph" normal

You get frustrated because the pic they have on thier Craigslist post is taken with a cheap cell phone cam and you can't make out what kind of snake it is

You get frustrated because the Craigslist ad says the snake includes the entire setup and the pic of the setup shows a tank, pine substrate, to small a water bowl, and no hide. And the snake is WAY to big for the 10 gallon tank it is in.

You find a Craigslist ad that says they are getting rid of their 3 ball pythons and the pic show all three in the same tank, with the same setup as above.