Honestly, because of the "smug grin" and the timing, I'm leaning towards wifey playing a prank on OP...
Probably but if not, he could possibly be the next Bobbit we read about in the paper....but then again, if she knew and he didnt say anything, he could end up being the next Bobbit as well.......sleep with one eye open brutha lol.
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