This is EXACTLY the reason I have dedicated deli tubs for defrosting/warming prey. They are kept in the snake room, clearly labeled "NOT FOR FOOD". They are washed immediately after use and returned to the snake room.
Honestly, though, that story is PRICELESS!!!!!
Good luck getting out of the doghouse with this one, I hope you have a comfy couch!!!
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet.