She'll never drink water again

[Skyrivers]

LOL. "This pie taste like dog poop." "That is because it is!" from the movie "The Help".

You made me laugh so hard!

[Craiga 01453]

Lol if it was me, i would not say a freakin word and take it to the grave like others have said above.

Honestly, because of the "smug grin" and the timing, I'm leaning towards wifey playing a prank on OP...

[Sauzo]

Honestly, because of the "smug grin" and the timing, I'm leaning towards wifey playing a prank on OP...

Probably but if not, he could possibly be the next Bobbit we read about in the paper....but then again, if she knew and he didnt say anything, he could end up being the next Bobbit as well.......sleep with one eye open brutha lol.

[Craiga 01453]

Probably but if not, he could possibly be the next Bobbit we read about in the paper....but then again, if she knew and he didnt say anything, he could end up being the next Bobbit as well.......sleep with one eye open brutha lol.

Ha!!!! You're showing your age with that reference!! But I guess I am too with this reply, hahaha!!!
Bobbit ended up being a "movie star" because of that. He had shirts, boxer shorts, etc...with his face all over it, "Bobbitized" became an actual thing. I remember hearing about that when it happened, me and my guy friends (granted we were 14ish at the time) were all super nice to our girlfriends for a while!!!

[Sauzo]

Here is the real test of your age....do you know how to use a rotary phone or how to use floppy discs? Lol. I remember the good ole days as a kid at my buddies house playing game on his dad's Vic20 and later a Commodore 64 with a sweet cassette drive and dial up modem haha. I still hear the screeching of the modem in my sleep

[Craiga 01453]

Here is the real test of your age....do you know how to use a rotary phone or how to use floppy discs? Lol. I remember the good ole days as a kid at my buddies house playing game on his dad's Vic20 and later a Commodore 64 with a sweet cassette drive and dial up modem haha. I still hear the screeching of the modem in my sleep

Yup, across the board. I remember playing football on my Intelevision, remember that gaming system? It was nothing like playing Madden today. Ha! Remember temp Bowl???

[Russtix]

Unfortunately for her it was not a prank. I laughed so hard there was no choice to tell her, she spent 20 minutes hovering the garbage can 🤢
Adjustments will be made next feeding, thanks for all the input

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[tttaylorrr]

Unfortunately for her it was not a prank. I laughed so hard there was no choice to tell her, she spent 20 minutes hovering the garbage can
Adjustments will be made next feeding, thanks for all the input

LOL. you can at least tell your wife the story gave a random internet stranger a good morning chuckle. though i'm very sorry that happened to her!!!

[zina10]

Ewwwwww

I don't see how she couldn't tell it was "off" ?? I actually do defrost and warm my rats directly in water, and, there is a definite "Eau de Rat" to the water. Although I cannot be sure of the taste. Surely it wouldn't taste like spring water, though, LOL !!!

This reminds me of a trip I took with a friend some years ago. She decided to get a couple of snakes and was on the lookout for better enclosures. A breeder that lived about an hour away was selling some Vision enclosures, so we decided to make the trip.

What a trip it was...The breeder lived alone on some property. He was a bit of a odd one, for sure. He kept telling us about his great, big compost pile and how he was going to get electricity from it. How you could hide bodies in there...
Then he showed us his huge insect bins. Told us how the insects could strip bodies of other animals down to the bones in no time. Around this time I was starting to feel just a little creeped out. LOL.

FINALLY he got around getting the cages. He then took us to his house so my friend could fill out her check. It was a HOT day in the south and he offered us ice water while he was getting the cages. My poor friend was quite overheated and took a big drink. Before I could drink a odd smell hit my nose. Not strong, just..odd. I didn't drink.
I then noticed my friend spluttering and digging around in her mouth. She kept pulling out short white hair. I then looked closer into my glass and saw white fur floating around among the ice!

Right then the guy stepped back in. My poor friend had to finish the transaction and when we finally pulled out of his driveway and onto the road she swerved onto the side of the road and proceeded to get rid of the furry water she drank. She got back into the car and dug out another hair between her teeth.

I was both laughing hysterically (she was, too) and so disgusted I got goosebumps, LOL.

Ahh...the memories

[Russtix]

Ewwwwww

I don't see how she couldn't tell it was "off" ?? I actually do defrost and warm my rats directly in water, and, there is a definite "Eau de Rat" to the water. Although I cannot be sure of the taste. Surely it wouldn't taste like spring water, though, LOL !!!

This reminds me of a trip I took with a friend some years ago. She decided to get a couple of snakes and was on the lookout for better enclosures. A breeder that lived about an hour away was selling some Vision enclosures, so we decided to make the trip.

What a trip it was...The breeder lived alone on some property. He was a bit of a odd one, for sure. He kept telling us about his great, big compost pile and how he was going to get electricity from it. How you could hide bodies in there...
Then he showed us his huge insect bins. Told us how the insects could strip bodies of other animals down to the bones in no time. Around this time I was starting to feel just a little creeped out. LOL.

FINALLY he got around getting the cages. He then took us to his house so my friend could fill out her check. It was a HOT day in the south and he offered us ice water while he was getting the cages. My poor friend was quite overheated and took a big drink. Before I could drink a odd smell hit my nose. Not strong, just..odd. I didn't drink.
I then noticed my friend spluttering and digging around in her mouth. She kept pulling out short white hair. I then looked closer into my glass and saw white fur floating around among the ice!

Right then the guy stepped back in. My poor friend had to finish the transaction and when we finally pulled out of his driveway and onto the road she swerved onto the side of the road and proceeded to get rid of the furry water she drank. She got back into the car and dug out another hair between her teeth.

I was both laughing hysterically (she was, too) and so disgusted I got goosebumps, LOL.

Ahh...the memories

I think that's worse than the rat water!!!! Glad you made it out alive, that guy sounds like he might have been Bill's brother

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