Okay, I have to give credit. People are getting inventive.
For anyone thinking this isn't "PG", ya it really is, members have not said anything that couldn't be on daytime TV and in most cases stated much milder using the dying art of double entendre.
Keep it up ladies and gents, you are doing great.

I submit my crack at it (I never bothered with lines so, bear with my 1st attempt).
"You're into herps too? Sweet, I'd love to show off my Balls and if things go well maybe break out the Anaconda"