looking for a snake loving girl

[Pyrate81]

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

(I blame Pyrate for the colloquial tone this thread has taken. Well, and Mike, but he's always mixed into trouble somehow. :3)

Avast me hearty! We all had a hand to play there is no doubt, so the debt goes to all. I declare to the quartermaster no leniency with all to take on deck scrubin', an extra shift of the night watch, and 10 lashes each(myself included). Plus 10 extra lashes to the traitorous archimedes and time in the brig. After trial, if she be found guilty, then it be the plank for her.


[QUOTE=wilomn;2104978]Young Michael, arrr, has a masochistic streak the width of his youthful back, but the blame be not his alone, twere a wench or three abused the poor lad, twisting him fierce in the way women have.
/QUOTE]

I dare say the lad enjoyed the twistin' about, a bit.


If your charts and the stars be straight and true, the distance from New England to Georgia be for you. Do not go by land or by air, the sea beckons to grow you some hair. Battle the wave, the current, and even scurvy. Stop in the east indies and pick up some curry. The lady Anna, a fine one indeed. Looting and pillaging in Tortuga you'll flee. Relinquish the journeys to stay upon land. A lubber ye be in the eyes of the band.