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07-12-2013, 01:32 AM
#171
Re: looking for a snake loving girl
 Originally Posted by wilomn
Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.
Originally Posted by Archimedes
(I blame Pyrate for the colloquial tone this thread has taken. Well, and Mike, but he's always mixed into trouble somehow. :3)
Avast me hearty! We all had a hand to play there is no doubt, so the debt goes to all. I declare to the quartermaster no leniency with all to take on deck scrubin', an extra shift of the night watch, and 10 lashes each(myself included). Plus 10 extra lashes to the traitorous archimedes and time in the brig. After trial, if she be found guilty, then it be the plank for her.
[QUOTE=wilomn;2104978]Young Michael, arrr, has a masochistic streak the width of his youthful back, but the blame be not his alone, twere a wench or three abused the poor lad, twisting him fierce in the way women have.
/QUOTE]
I dare say the lad enjoyed the twistin' about, a bit.
If your charts and the stars be straight and true, the distance from New England to Georgia be for you. Do not go by land or by air, the sea beckons to grow you some hair. Battle the wave, the current, and even scurvy. Stop in the east indies and pick up some curry. The lady Anna, a fine one indeed. Looting and pillaging in Tortuga you'll flee. Relinquish the journeys to stay upon land. A lubber ye be in the eyes of the band.
-Yar 
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07-12-2013, 08:49 AM
#172
Aye, I'll walk if the band decrees it, but I'll have my share of the rum first, beggin' yer pardons.
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07-12-2013, 09:05 AM
#173
When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread
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07-12-2013, 09:57 AM
#174
Re: looking for a snake loving girl
Originally Posted by liv
When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread
Somewhere on page whateverpageitwas booty and chest were mentioned which ultimately lead to pirate puns and now they can't stop...
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07-12-2013, 10:15 AM
#175
looking for a snake loving girl
Originally Posted by liv
When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread
When i used the words "booty" and "chest" people took the puns way too literally. Guys, it's pretty sad when liv is the only one who PM's me pics of the right stuff!
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07-12-2013, 10:18 AM
#176
looking for a snake loving girl
I'm not sure what wilomn said because I can't read pirate, but no one really calls me Michael, so that was rather peculiar lol.
I talk to anyone like that lol. Ask my coworkers. Or my dog. Or my grandma!
Coleslaw's mom is pretty badass.
That was my fault for making those jokes, TJ. I regret it terribly lol.
Last edited by Mike41793; 07-12-2013 at 10:18 AM.
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07-12-2013, 10:28 AM
#177
Re: looking for a snake loving girl
Originally Posted by Mike41793
When i used the words "booty" and "chest" people took the puns way too literally. Guys, it's pretty sad when liv is the only one who PM's me pics of the right stuff!
Annnnnnnnd that is when my jealousy kicks in.... lol
Originally Posted by Mike41793
That was my fault for making those jokes, TJ. I regret it terribly lol.
You are not forgiven... not ever... shame, shame on you, sir!
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07-12-2013, 10:36 AM
#178
Re: looking for a snake loving girl
Originally Posted by TJ_Burton
Somewhere on page whateverpageitwas booty and chest were mentioned which ultimately lead to pirate puns and now they can't stop...
Ain't no stoppin' us now
We're on the move (yeah-ee-a, yeah-ee-a)
Ain't no stoppin' us now
We've got the groove
Really though, we  enough and need to lead it back to its orginial course and heading.
First mate, set a course for a port where lonely men can rest their tired bones in their journey for a lady and not some random wench. Yarr!
If anyone wants to come over to my place tonight for a singles mixer, I have rum. Be warned ye don't take from the captain's private stock though. 
-Yar
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0.0.1 California King snake(Oreo)
0.0.1 African Housesnake(Cupcake)
0.0.1 Honduran Milk snake(Blackjack)
0.0.2 Normal BP(Petey; Twix)
0.0.1 Yellow Rat Snake(Dijon)
0.0.1 Madagascar Speckled Hognose(Granola)[RIP]
1.0.0 Albino Nelson's Milk snake(Candy Cane)
1.0.0 Lesser BP(Creme Brulee)
1.0.0 Mojo BP(Brownie)
0.1.0 Black Motley Corn snake(Anisette)
0.0.1 Pueblan Milk snake[Fostering, Taco Grande]
0.1.0 West African Mud Turtle(Bulger)
0.2.0 Red Eared Slider(Squirtle, Turtwig)
1.0.0 Rat Terrorier(Ranger)
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07-12-2013, 10:39 AM
#179
looking for a snake loving girl
Originally Posted by TJ_Burton
Annnnnnnnd that is when my jealousy kicks in.... lol
Haha i'm jk. :p
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07-12-2013, 11:00 AM
#180
Mike there's no need to shelter TJ from our truth
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