looking for a snake loving girl

[Archimedes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttQX...1F1552212C9AAF

Ok, you kids have been messing around in my yard long enough.

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

The singer of the song above captures nicely what thrums within, but shows no trace of without. Arrr were it only so simple as you kids make it out to be.

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.

And us girls, too, by the way! We want someone who appreciates our balls and our booty. :3 (and, ya know, has some balls and some booty to share.)

now, as far as posting a picture of my mother, does she qualify if she begrudgingly listens and doesn't correct my sailor speech when I'm angry and ranting to her? Every other time she smacks me. Haha.

(I blame Pyrate for the colloquial tone this thread has taken. Well, and Mike, but he's always mixed into trouble somehow. :3)