http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttQX...1F1552212C9AAF

Ok, you kids have been messing around in my yard long enough.

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

The singer of the song above captures nicely what thrums within, but shows no trace of without. Arrr were it only so simple as you kids make it out to be.

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.