Quote Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
Dude did you teach her that thing that she does with the lasso and tabasco sauce...? It was quite 50 shades of grey-ish. For a candy shes quite flexible.

Um lol at that. Like a unicorn could get near me. That thing would be dead in the back of a truck headed to the glue factory quicker than you can say Charleston Chew!

Give me one good reason why i should help u. Youve betrayed me for ike already...
No she didn't teach me any fancy moves, she must love you more than me.
I'm not sure about the unicorn thing it is a invisible ninja too.
The only good reason I've got is it would be getting back at Ike... And maybe things can be worked out between you and Tamale. It would never work with me and her, she is out of my league.

Now I have a plan if your interested.