Ok, truth time...
Tamale and I used to have a thing and when she left to have a fling with you Mike I got emotional and went to Ike to get even. He gave me the unicorn to come eat you, but I couldn't do it. You're too good of a friend. Now he has kidnapped her, I need help getting her back I love her. No I'm not Jolly Rancher, nor did I play any unicorn games... They were too weird for even me.
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