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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    Dude did you teach her that thing that she does with the lasso and tabasco sauce...? It was quite 50 shades of grey-ish. For a candy shes quite flexible.

    Um lol at that. Like a unicorn could get near me. That thing would be dead in the back of a truck headed to the glue factory quicker than you can say Charleston Chew!

    Give me one good reason why i should help u. Youve betrayed me for ike already...
    No she didn't teach me any fancy moves, she must love you more than me.
    I'm not sure about the unicorn thing it is a invisible ninja too.
    The only good reason I've got is it would be getting back at Ike... And maybe things can be worked out between you and Tamale. It would never work with me and her, she is out of my league.

    Now I have a plan if your interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDooLittle View Post
    You some how know an awful lot about them. Was Ike reading them?

    Literally laughing my butt off....

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    You know Ike was how else would he know about the unicorn games?

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    I'm not sure Mike wants her back. He's been hanging out with Kit Kat, and Baby Ruth. So if you don't want her, is it worth it just to get to Ike?

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    KitKat!!! Oh no! She was at Ike's place when I got the unicorn, Mike please reply and let us know your ok! Doolittle this might be up to me and you to save Mike. I hope it's not too late.

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    Wonder where Mike went? I hope not to Kit Kats.......

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    Oh I hope not that would be terrible, hopefully he's just doing a press conference or something like that.

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    Sorry guys i was off doing awesome things and drinking arizona products and other productive stuff.

    Um i went out on one date with Kit Kat but she wouldnt give me a break so i made like a banana and split.

    Baby ruth, haha nah that doesnt sound legal.
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    Chris if you need help getting back tamale i would ask Three Musketeers. Those guys are like a SWAT team lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    Chris if you need help getting back tamale i would ask Three Musketeers. Those guys are like a SWAT team lol!
    I can't get them to help me, they are merchs on Ike's payroll.

    Oh great I just got a case of mucho mangos delivered by the sour patch kids, with a note that said compliments of Ike. Funny thing is only you guys know I drink mucho mango...

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