Twenty years old and I still can't talk to girls....fml

[EricWright]

So basically, you only want one night stands.

Also, I'd like to point out that my step-dad did none of the things that you outlined..And he's been married to my mom for nearly ten years. Frankly, your advice is poor and shouldn't be listened to by anyone.

And who did your mom do before you're step-dad? That relationship obviously worked out well.