Twenty years old and I still can't talk to girls....fml

[twistedtails]

The one line I have used a lot and was pretty successful for me....
"Wow, you look gorgeous. What would a guy like me have to do to take you out for some dinner?"
I'm telling you, women love to hear they look beautiful. They also like to feel like they are in control. Just a little hint. Don't use that line to pick up a female that you didn't think was good looking when you are thinking with the wrong intentions(if you know what I mean). When you aren't saying it the next morning you are in big trouble. If I was in your shoes and reading this I would probably feel that I was inferior to other men. Just get out there and have a few nights out with some smokin' hotties. Trust me, when you do, you will see that you have been missing out. Once you find a women you really like and eventually fall in love with, you will realize that she is the world to you. Nothing can replace finding your soul mate in life. When you guys laugh, you will laugh on cue. When you smile, it will be at the same things. Best of all...When you are around each other, your souls are free. You can't have that feeling unless you get out and find her though. Oh yeah, don't fall in love with the first one.

[aldebono]

I agree with Raptor, flowers, money, jewelry, muscles are not my cup of tea. A guy with an ego is a deal breaker. A guy who interrupts me gives me the impression that he thinks what he has to say is more important than what I am saying.

One day I will go to jail for murdering the guy who yells "Ay Girl!". They usually hide right after they yell it and I can't find the culprit. One day... one will get careless and stay out in the open.

Be kind, be genuine, be smart, and any if any girl is rude to you then she doesn't deserve you anyway.

That first date of bowling, onion rings, and soda sounds like an A+++ date to me! Sometimes, I think I might be Liz Lemon.

[satomi325]

Go to the gym. Lift some weights to get big. Or if you're fat go running and don't eat so much. These will give you confidence and make you look more attractive.

Here's the second thing that makes you attractive to women $$$$. Get a job and make money. Go to school to get a better job and make more money so you can afford more women.

That's pretty much all there is to women. They like muscles and money. And shiny things like diamonds. But those come from the money.

I have to agree with Raptor and Aldebono.
While I understand what you're trying to say, I think the way you worded your post was bad.

~ Staying fit and healthy is attractive. (Big brawley muscles gross me out)
~ A highly educated person with a respectable job is attractive. (Not the numbers of a paycheck)

While confidence is good. Arrogance is a huge turn off. Well, it is to me at least. I find jewelry(Diamonds) pointless. My mother tries to give me her jewels, but I always refuse. I have no interest in them. The only time I wear any sort of jewelry is for formal occasions (I.E formal parties, Weddings, etc etc). But even that is a once a year type of thing for me. It's not practical to wear any on a daily basis due to the chances of getting banged up, lost, limited movement etc. I play a lot of contact sports and musical instruments so it just doesn't feel good to wear ...

For me personally, I'd rather get a new computer or a parts upgrade for my gaming pc. Maybe some new car parts if the guy is knowledgeable (I'm more knowledgeable about cars than my boyfriend, so I don't really expect anything like that from him).

If someone were willing to pay hundreds or thousands of dollars on a diamond for me, I'd rather take cash or receive a gift that's more practical and/or useful to me. :\

To me: Shiny electronic stuff = GOOD. Shiny rocks = Bad

As Raptor said, "women aren't as black and white as you act like they are; claiming that they all like the same things is fairly foolish."
Girls like different things. We're not all the same.

To Evan, like I said before, get to know the girl first. Especially before buying her some diamonds. Get her something she will appreciate and/or find useful if you do plan on getting a gift. If your future partner likes diamonds, get her diamonds. If she likes other things, get her those type of things. The point is to get something she'll enjoy.

[evan385]

Here's your first problem. You're asking for advice from a bunch of strangers on an internet forum about snakes.

This I do not agree with. In fact your entire post is asinine but i'll comment on this first. You see a bunch of strangers on the internet. I see family. I trust my family on this forum more than anyone, which is why i'm willing to share some of the more intimate details of my personal life. I love you guys

[EricWright]

Being attractive and making money may not get you women on this forum. But I guarantee it will get you more women than you're getting now. In your situation I don't think beggars can be choosers. Besides, you need to run through at least a hundred hood rats so by the time you find a girl you like, or likes you (in your case there's no real difference), you'll at least be ok with women.

[Raptor]

If he's wanting a quick fling, sure, that'll get him women. If he's wanting a lasting relationship, that's not the way to do it. Frankly, I question if you even know anything about women. I know plenty of other women who aren't shallow like you claim all women are. None of them are on this forum or are even involved with reptiles.

[EricWright]

If he's wanting a quick fling, sure, that'll get him women. If he's wanting a lasting relationship, that's not the way to do it. Frankly, I question if you even know anything about women. I know plenty of other women who aren't shallow like you claim all women are. None of them are on this forum or are even involved with reptiles.

I don't claim all of them are shallow. I'm not looking for Mrs. Right, just Mrs. Tonight. And I beg to differ on a lasting relationship. The relationship will last as long as he's giving her the things I mentioned, or the things other people mentioned.

[evan385]

I don't claim all of them are shallow. I'm not looking for Mrs. Right, just Mrs. Tonight. And I beg to differ on a lasting relationship. The relationship will last as long as he's giving her the things I mentioned, or the things other people mentioned.

Wow...I love your logic

[Raptor]

I don't claim all of them are shallow. I'm not looking for Mrs. Right, just Mrs. Tonight. And I beg to differ on a lasting relationship. The relationship will last as long as he's giving her the things I mentioned, or the things other people mentioned.

So basically, you only want one night stands.

Also, I'd like to point out that my step-dad did none of the things that you outlined..And he's been married to my mom for nearly ten years. Frankly, your advice is poor and shouldn't be listened to by anyone.

[evan385]

So basically, you only want one night stands.

Also, I'd like to point out that my step-dad did none of the things that you outlined..And he's been married to my mom for nearly ten years. Frankly, your advice is poor and shouldn't be listened to by anyone.

I agree with you completely. Dude your advice is not appreciated or wanted.