Reptile pick up lines!

Just for fun, give me your best herp related pick up lines! :D

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Originally Posted by liv

Just for fun, give me your best herp related pick up lines! :D

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Baby, if you came out of my incubator, you'd be a definite hold back.

Lol she would be like wtf

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This thread has potential. Not saying if ever use the lines just funny to see what people can think of

Hey baby, I see you like milk snakes. I have a snake that you could milk! BAAAZING.

Wanna check out my rack?

Just try and keep it family friendly people ok? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by interloc

Hey baby, I see you like milk snakes. I have a snake that you could milk! BAAAZING.

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Hey baby, I've got two balls and they're both proven breeders

Lol I will get an infraction so I will just read these.

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Hello, I see you like reptiles. Me too. Ah-ha-ha-heh-heh-hugh-ughh-ghuuhgh.......................

Doesn't get much smoother, ladies.

Do not worry babe, my snake's not cage aggressive, he just automatically looks for a hide cave.

If we want to make this thread really awkward, uh I mean, Smooth, we will start directing these lines to specific members. :D

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Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes

Do not worry babe, my snake's not cage aggressive, he just automatically looks for a hide cave.

If we want to make this thread really awkward, uh I mean, Smooth, we will start directing these lines to specific members. :D

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I cant go there! Don't want to get myself in trouble!

Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.

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http://t.qkme.me/3u9cqw.jpg

Who is the lucky lady that this goes out to? :cool:

Come see my snake, it's in my bedroom. . . .

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.

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This is why we're friends. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes

http://t.qkme.me/3u9cqw.jpg

Who is the lucky lady that this goes out to? :cool:

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Me duh :rolleyes::rofl:

I'm not entirely sure there's a way to keep this thread family friendly, I cannot think of a single non-vulgar one. heh. I will be lurking, unless this gets moved to QT, at which point I will feel a little better participating. Heh.

Nice shoes, wanna lock?

This is not pg:rolleyes:

If you were a BP,
You'd be a WOBP model!

I may not be a spider,
But you still make me wobble!

:P

pg?!?:rolleyes:

Girl, are you in blue? Because you look ready to shed for me.

;p

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your rack looks dirty, let me clean it for you.

Hey girl, two of my balls are blue right now

My balls escaped can you help me find them?

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Originally Posted by toyota89

My balls escaped can you help me find them?

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One might call that.. "Free Balling".

I vote for a move to QT or we're all getting infractions for this

hey girl. they call me the "guy with the anaconda" for two reasons. the first is that i have a pet anaconda. youll find the second reason out tonight;)

Hey baby, lemme show you my soft, warm, moist substrate...

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Originally Posted by MrLang

I vote for a move to QT or we're all getting infractions for this

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Dude, have you ever been to high school? lol. As long as we all do it, we will not get in trouble.
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Okay, I have to give credit. People are getting inventive.
For anyone thinking this isn't "PG", ya it really is, members have not said anything that couldn't be on daytime TV and in most cases stated much milder using the dying art of double entendre.
Keep it up ladies and gents, you are doing great.

I submit my crack at it (I never bothered with lines so, bear with my 1st attempt).
"You're into herps too? Sweet, I'd love to show off my Balls and if things go well maybe break out the Anaconda"

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Originally Posted by liv

Hey girl, two of my balls are blue right now

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Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.

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Lol can't stop laughing.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.

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Omg this is too funny xD this one just takes the cake for me Lolz! Winner!!


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Hey olivia, could you sex my balls for me? TJ told me you're always down for some probing.

not a pickup line, but i saw a shirt at a local reptile show once that said "girls come and go, but you'll always have your balls." :gj:

man i wish i would've gotten that shirt now. lol

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.

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You can keep your recessives and codoms, as long as i get to be Dominant.

50 shades of grey anyone? And i'm not talking about Axanthics!

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Originally Posted by TheSnakeGeek

not a pickup line, but i saw a shirt at a local reptile show once that said "girls come and go, but you'll always have your balls." :gj:

man i wish i would've gotten that shirt now. lol

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I saw the same shirt at the Nashville repticon! If I got one I don't think it would have the same effect lol.


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Originally Posted by AlexisFitzy

I saw the same shirt at the Nashville repticon! If I got one I don't think it would have the same effect lol.


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me too. ;) i live in murfreesboro. lol

Hey babe, I will have you know I have been known to probe deeply and can even make you pop if you're down.

I vote we Pin this topic.

"come to my room i'll show you my big balls" i dont i tried... :confusd:

sounds more like an AC/DC pickup line myself….

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Originally Posted by TheSnakeGeek

me too. ;) i live in murfreesboro. lol

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No way! We probably saw each other but just didn't know it lol. :) maybe I'll see you at the next one.


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Hey wanna stroke my snake? ............... No really I also have big balls for you to play with...... No for real look they are right here.

My snake is only 100 grams right now, but wait till you see him grown!

How many balls can you fit in your rack?

I just cleaned my balls, but I bet they will be dirty by morning!

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Originally Posted by Schmee123

If you were a BP,
You'd be a WOBP model!

I may not be a spider,
But you still make me wobble!

:P

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^This is perfectly PG, and the spider one hehe so cute :3

"Hey baby, you must love pythons 'cause you really constrict my heart." ^_^

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Originally Posted by DooLittle

My snake is only 100 grams right now, but wait till you see him grown!

How many balls can you fit in your rack?

I just cleaned my balls, but I bet they will be dirty by morning!

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These sound more like... intimate(;);)) statements... than pick up lines.

Especially the last two.

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Originally Posted by pythonminion

These sound more like... intimate(;);)) statements... than pick up lines.

Especially the last two.

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Sorry. Been married for 13 years. Maybe not so good with pick up lines...:p

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Originally Posted by dr del

Just try and keep it family friendly people ok? :rolleyes:

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Sounds like you're asking for too much.

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Originally Posted by DooLittle

Sorry. Been married for 13 years. Maybe not so good with pick up lines...:p

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That doesn't compare to awkward teenage years when boys first discover girls.:P