I'm not on Ike's team

For the record Mike I do not work for Ike. I infiltrated his fortified castle at candy mountain, stole one of his unicorns and got the info about paying off the horses. On the other hand I saw evidence that Doolittle was there... So DrDoolittle care to explain yourself?

*walks in, looks around, shakes his head and back away slowly*

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Originally Posted by AK907

*walks in, looks around, shakes his head and back away slowly*

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Probably for the best... Lol

Funny, I was thinking about starting a thread titled "Mike, Ike,& Horses, Oh My!".

I am Mike's e-mom. Given my ability to speak with the animals, I had to go inside to see what was going on, why Mike thought the horses were out to get him.

For the record, I think your a traitor...... ;). Ike speak very highly of you. Something about you being the one that scribbled out all the Mike's.....

Oh, and the unicorn ratted you out. Just FYI.

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Ike would have unicorns. He knows theyre just as evil as stupid horses.

Chris theres no excuses. Your a traitor to all Mikes...

*Think's this is a good time to pull up a chair and grab some M&M's and an Arizona Iced Tea, and wait for the action to begin*

There will be some action I presume? :rolleye2:

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*Think's this is a good time to pull up a chair and grab some M&M's and an Arizona Iced Tea, and wait for the action to begin*

There will be some action I presume? :rolleye2:

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Arizona iced tea is so delicious. I could live off of most of the drinks they produce. Arnold palmer is like ambrosia.

Neminems are ight too.

Guys horses really suck so much. Like none of you even understand. Uhh god, i hate them.

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Arizona iced tea is so delicious. I could live off of most of the drinks they produce. Arnold palmer is like ambrosia.

Neminems are ight too.

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Meh, not the best chocolate. Reisens are better if we are talking chocolate. But yeah, maybe a show. Chris' true colors are flying. He's not really on Mike's side. Him and Ike are in this together. Notice he knew Ike had unicorns???? Eh, might even make judge Judy.
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Meh, not the best chocolate. Reisens are better if we are talking chocolate. But yeah, maybe a show. Chris' true colors are flying. He's not really on Mike's side. Him and Ike are in this together. Notice he knew Ike had unicorns???? Eh, might even make judge Judy.
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Reisens are ok.

Do you know how much judge judy makes a year? I wish i had her job. Its rediculous how much.

Unicorns seem pretty evil too.

No clue, but sounds like maybe I need her job.

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Now now it's funny I'm getting pointed at when I wasn't the one openly posting pics of Mikes name scribbled out. Also Mike Weston helped me break into Ike's castle... So what now??? Oh and I'm drinking a Mucho Mango, mmmhmm. E-mom sounds like e-trader.

What is a mucho mango? Sounds like something you got from Ike. I only posted pictures of Mike scratched out to show him the rumors about Ike running off to Vegas were true.

(Wonder how funny this thread sounds to anybody who doesn't have a clue what we are talking about :D)

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Like me? LOL

I swear i just saw ike in vegas running aroubd with a bunch of runts :)

:D
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Kind of a joke that started a few threads ago. Finally got its own.

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Well I'm entertained...comfuselated but entertained.


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I swear i just saw ike in vegas running aroubd with a bunch of runts :)

:D
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Runts huh, and how many runts do you have Doolittle? At least one, lil Doolittle, wanting you to buy the box of Ikes. Sounds like you need to have a talk with your runt. And a mucho mango is only one of the tastiest drinks on the planet, and it's made by Arizona. Maybe you should try one before condemning it as a product of Ike.

:8::confusd::taz::rofl:

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I swear i just saw ike in vegas running aroubd with a bunch of runts :)

:D
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Actually the rumor that was on Facebook was that Ike ran off with a Jolly Rancher. So I don't know anything about runts.

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Runts huh, and how many runts do you have Doolittle? At least one, lil Doolittle, wanting you to buy the box of Ikes. Sounds like you need to have a talk with your runt. And a mucho mango is only one of the tastiest drinks on the planet, and it's made by Arizona. Maybe you should try one before condemning it as a product of Ike.

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And she actually asked me why we had to get the Ikes. I had to get those so they would match the rumor. Maybe you missed that part, lol.

This is fun :D

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Two questions...

1.) What are yall on?
2.) Can I have some?

Christopher you leave doolittle's daughter out of this! Its just your way to try and bring an innocent little girl into this! I for one, am appalled by your actions. No wonder you and ike get along so well.

And you still havent explained anything about those pics of you and the unicorns!

I saw on FB he ran off with a Jolly Rancher. I bet shes a Jolly Unicorn Rancher. Yea you would like that...

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Originally Posted by AK907

Two questions...

1.) What are yall on?
2.) Can I have some?

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We cant get into that here, that would break forum rules. :D

Ohmygawwwwd stop talking about arizona products! I want some sooo bad!

If this isn't enough proof I'm on your side I don't know what is...http://img.tapatalk.com/aee44742-c98c-88ba.jpg
We've got to get her back

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Two questions...

1.) What are yall on?
2.) Can I have some?

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Come on Mike we can share this little secret.
We are on rock candy and you can get some at candy stores nation wide.

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Come on Mike we can share this little secret.
We are on rock candy and you can get some at candy stores nation wide.

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Speak for yourself. I ate ALL the blue skittles. Thats why there arent anymore and thats why im so insane :D hhehehehehee

Hot Tamale was just a rebound fling, he can have her. Im into bigger and better things now ;)

Something just occurred to me..... Maybe Chris is the Jolly Rancher that Ike ran off with and he's trying to get inside info to see how Mike is handling the break up. :eek:

ROFL....:p

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Originally Posted by AK907

Two questions...

1.) What are yall on?
2.) Can I have some?

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It's good stuff :D

BTW, love the y'all
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If this isn't enough proof I'm on your side I don't know what is...http://img.tapatalk.com/aee44742-c98c-88ba.jpg
We've got to get her back

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How come Ike and tamale were at your house, hmmmm?

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

Something just occurred to me..... Maybe Chris is the Jolly Rancher that Ike ran off with and he's trying to get inside info to see how Mike is handling the break up. :eek:

ROFL....:p

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Chris does seem to have a thing for unicorns.... It all makes sense now!

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How come Ike and tamale were at your house, hmmmm?

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Do you REALLY want the answer to that question...?

I just hope they didnt include any of the unicorns in their "games". Idk about were he lives, but i know that kinda funky stuff is illegal up here... :rofl:

Omg, that poor unicorn. No wonder she is afraid to show her horn anywhere.....

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Ok, truth time...

Tamale and I used to have a thing and when she left to have a fling with you Mike I got emotional and went to Ike to get even. He gave me the unicorn to come eat you, but I couldn't do it. You're too good of a friend. Now he has kidnapped her, I need help getting her back I love her. No I'm not Jolly Rancher, nor did I play any unicorn games... They were too weird for even me.

I suppose since you came clean we can help you. But you have to promise no more running to Ike behind our backs. He is bad news, Mike can tell you that. So she was last seen at your house? Did Ike show you any secret places? That he may have taken her?

Mike, are you ok if we help, after all you have been through? It might mean facing Ike if we are going to help Chris get Tamale back.

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Ok, truth time...

Tamale and I used to have a thing and when she left to have a fling with you Mike I got emotional and went to Ike to get even. He gave me the unicorn to come eat you, but I couldn't do it. You're too good of a friend. Now he has kidnapped her, I need help getting her back I love her. No I'm not Jolly Rancher, nor did I play any unicorn games... They were too weird for even me.

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Dude did you teach her that thing that she does with the lasso and tabasco sauce...? It was quite 50 shades of grey-ish. For a candy shes quite flexible.

Um lol at that. Like a unicorn could get near me. That thing would be dead in the back of a truck headed to the glue factory quicker than you can say Charleston Chew!

Give me one good reason why i should help u. Youve betrayed me for ike already...

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Dude did you teach her that thing that she does with the lasso and tabasco sauce...? It was quite 50 shades of grey-ish. For a candy shes quite flexible.

Um lol at that. Like a unicorn could get near me. That thing would be dead in the back of a truck headed to the glue factory quicker than you can say Charleston Chew!

Give me one good reason why i should help u. Youve betrayed me for ike already...

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Lol, I forgot "you read" those too....:D

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Lol, I forgot "you read" those too....:D

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No i didnt! Dont you judge me woman! :D

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No i didnt! Dont you judge me woman! :D

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You some how know an awful lot about them. Was Ike reading them?

Literally laughing my butt off....:D

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Dude did you teach her that thing that she does with the lasso and tabasco sauce...? It was quite 50 shades of grey-ish. For a candy shes quite flexible.

Um lol at that. Like a unicorn could get near me. That thing would be dead in the back of a truck headed to the glue factory quicker than you can say Charleston Chew!

Give me one good reason why i should help u. Youve betrayed me for ike already...

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No she didn't teach me any fancy moves, she must love you more than me.
I'm not sure about the unicorn thing it is a invisible ninja too.
The only good reason I've got is it would be getting back at Ike... And maybe things can be worked out between you and Tamale. It would never work with me and her, she is out of my league.

Now I have a plan if your interested.

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You some how know an awful lot about them. Was Ike reading them?

Literally laughing my butt off....:D

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You know Ike was how else would he know about the unicorn games?

I'm not sure Mike wants her back. He's been hanging out with Kit Kat, and Baby Ruth. So if you don't want her, is it worth it just to get to Ike?

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KitKat!!! Oh no! She was at Ike's place when I got the unicorn, Mike please reply and let us know your ok! Doolittle this might be up to me and you to save Mike. I hope it's not too late.

Wonder where Mike went? I hope not to Kit Kats.......

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Oh I hope not that would be terrible, hopefully he's just doing a press conference or something like that.

Sorry guys i was off doing awesome things and drinking arizona products and other productive stuff.

Um i went out on one date with Kit Kat but she wouldnt give me a break so i made like a banana and split.

Baby ruth, haha nah that doesnt sound legal. :D

Chris if you need help getting back tamale i would ask Three Musketeers. Those guys are like a SWAT team lol!

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Chris if you need help getting back tamale i would ask Three Musketeers. Those guys are like a SWAT team lol!

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I can't get them to help me, they are merchs on Ike's payroll.
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Oh great I just got a case of mucho mangos delivered by the sour patch kids, with a note that said compliments of Ike. Funny thing is only you guys know I drink mucho mango...

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