looking for a snake loving girl

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Originally Posted by Annarose15

Or, umm, whatever state it is that this alleged video resides now...

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Mississippi ;)

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Coleslaw said the same thing about her basement... Or she'd come after me... O.O

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No, I said mommy and daddy would get very sick and it's true, so shhh, little boy.

I can tie the cherry knot about 55% of the time. :3

Shhh!! No helping!

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Snapple and I are on the same page.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/11/bajuvuvu.jpg

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Originally Posted by Archimedes

I can tie the cherry knot about 55% of the time. :3

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we we're doing it at work and only two of us could do it. I have a semi-unique random talent! Lol

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Originally Posted by Pyrate81

:popcorn:

:lurk:

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If you aren't gunna share the booty, at least share your chest with us. Treasure chest that is...

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Originally Posted by Pyrate81

My unsolicited thought on this: Get into pants of attractive girl. She may like stuff that I'm terrified of but I won't be around long enough to care.

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Buh, you're probably right :/ Least my snakes saved me from the misadventure with his douchebaggery.

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

My guess is you don't have a boyfriend because you won't settle for some silly little ninny!
IME it takes a whole lot of time and dating around to figure out what works best for you... takes even longer to find someone who fits the bill.

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Ha! IKR? I replied to her something like that after laughing at her bluntness. I gotta have someone at least a little fearless to deal with me.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

If you aren't gunna share the booty, at least share your chest with us. Treasure chest that is...

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I had a chat with coleslaw and she enticed me to give it up to you.

Mike, because I love you. I have decided to share it all with you.

The booty:

http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/...ps3278e95c.jpg

The chest:

http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/...ps29f8094c.jpg

What they look like together:

http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/...ps56a292dd.jpg

Now this chest is a little small and not as big as my other chests, but it gets the job done. ;)

You're booty looks delicious.

I love pirates booty. Or, in this case, Pyrate's booty.

Love the booty. Caress the booty. Taste the booty. :)

Mmm, aged chedder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttQX...1F1552212C9AAF

Ok, you kids have been messing around in my yard long enough.

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

The singer of the song above captures nicely what thrums within, but shows no trace of without. Arrr were it only so simple as you kids make it out to be.

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttQX...1F1552212C9AAF

Ok, you kids have been messing around in my yard long enough.

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

The singer of the song above captures nicely what thrums within, but shows no trace of without. Arrr were it only so simple as you kids make it out to be.

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.

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And us girls, too, by the way! We want someone who appreciates our balls and our booty. :3 (and, ya know, has some balls and some booty to share.)

now, as far as posting a picture of my mother, does she qualify if she begrudgingly listens and doesn't correct my sailor speech when I'm angry and ranting to her? Every other time she smacks me. Haha.

(I blame Pyrate for the colloquial tone this thread has taken. Well, and Mike, but he's always mixed into trouble somehow. :3)

Young Michael, arrr, has a masochistic streak the width of his youthful back, but the blame be not his alone, twere a wench or three abused the poor lad, twisting him fierce in the way women have.

As to your mother, sure and be fine I say, a little sauce is fine, but one that's been proper a-get, that's a gift, fi ya ken my meanin'.

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Do your mothers know you talk like this? If they do, and they approve, pictures of said matrons should be posted.

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http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/8ete8y6y.jpg and she jokes back almost as weird :D

Btw, thanks for frequently using words I have to look up. I'm being sincere here, I don't come across many, it's quite refreshing. I got the vocabulary from that woman ^ too :)



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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/8ete8y6y.jpg and she jokes back almost as weird :D

Btw, thanks for frequently using words I have to look up. I'm being sincere here, I don't come across many, it's quite refreshing. I got the vocabulary from that woman ^ too :)



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Yarrrrwelcome and thaks. A good mom is hard to find. I lucked out, and it seems you did as well.

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/8ete8y6y.jpg and she jokes back almost as weird :D

Btw, thanks for frequently using words I have to look up. I'm being sincere here, I don't come across many, it's quite refreshing. I got the vocabulary from that woman ^ too :)



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Ahaha. I thought I was the only one who had to look words up. :p

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

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Originally Posted by Archimedes

(I blame Pyrate for the colloquial tone this thread has taken. Well, and Mike, but he's always mixed into trouble somehow. :3)

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Avast me hearty! We all had a hand to play there is no doubt, so the debt goes to all. I declare to the quartermaster no leniency with all to take on deck scrubin', an extra shift of the night watch, and 10 lashes each(myself included). Plus 10 extra lashes to the traitorous archimedes and time in the brig. After trial, if she be found guilty, then it be the plank for her.


[QUOTE=wilomn;2104978]Young Michael, arrr, has a masochistic streak the width of his youthful back, but the blame be not his alone, twere a wench or three abused the poor lad, twisting him fierce in the way women have.
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I dare say the lad enjoyed the twistin' about, a bit.


If your charts and the stars be straight and true, the distance from New England to Georgia be for you. Do not go by land or by air, the sea beckons to grow you some hair. Battle the wave, the current, and even scurvy. Stop in the east indies and pick up some curry. The lady Anna, a fine one indeed. Looting and pillaging in Tortuga you'll flee. Relinquish the journeys to stay upon land. A lubber ye be in the eyes of the band.

Aye, I'll walk if the band decrees it, but I'll have my share of the rum first, beggin' yer pardons.

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When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread

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Originally Posted by liv

When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread

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Somewhere on page whateverpageitwas booty and chest were mentioned which ultimately lead to pirate puns and now they can't stop...

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Originally Posted by liv

When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread

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When i used the words "booty" and "chest" people took the puns way too literally. Guys, it's pretty sad when liv is the only one who PM's me pics of the right stuff!

I'm not sure what wilomn said because I can't read pirate, but no one really calls me Michael, so that was rather peculiar lol.

I talk to anyone like that lol. Ask my coworkers. Or my dog. Or my grandma!

Coleslaw's mom is pretty badass.

That was my fault for making those jokes, TJ. I regret it terribly lol.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

When i used the words "booty" and "chest" people took the puns way too literally. Guys, it's pretty sad when liv is the only one who PM's me pics of the right stuff!

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Annnnnnnnd that is when my jealousy kicks in.... lol

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

That was my fault for making those jokes, TJ. I regret it terribly lol.

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You are not forgiven... not ever... shame, shame on you, sir!

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Somewhere on page whateverpageitwas booty and chest were mentioned which ultimately lead to pirate puns and now they can't stop...

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Ain't no stoppin' us now
We're on the move (yeah-ee-a, yeah-ee-a)
Ain't no stoppin' us now
We've got the groove


Really though, we :hijackd: enough and need to lead it back to its orginial course and heading.


First mate, set a course for a port where lonely men can rest their tired bones in their journey for a lady and not some random wench. Yarr!


If anyone wants to come over to my place tonight for a singles mixer, I have rum. Be warned ye don't take from the captain's private stock though. :D

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Annnnnnnnd that is when my jealousy kicks in.... lol

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Haha i'm jk. :p

Mike there's no need to shelter TJ from our truth

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Originally Posted by liv

Mike there's no need to shelter TJ from our truth

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Yeah, just let me in on it and we cool bro.

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Originally Posted by liv

Mike there's no need to shelter TJ from our truth

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I'm controlling and clingy. STOP TALKING TO OTHER BOYS YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY JEALOUS

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Yeah, just let me in on it and we cool bro.

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I'll trade you your tattooed arm for them.

I can't believe that I read through all of the pages in this thread xD You all are hilarious!

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Originally Posted by Neal

Lol. Anna is awesome, I talk to her all the time, very smart and has taught me a bit about morphs and what not.

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X2

1.1 pastels, 1.0 lesser, 0.1 spider, 1.3 norm. 1.0 fire 0.1 RTB 0.0 sav. Mon.

Anna you're making me soooo jealous talking to all these boys about balls and what not! ;)

I don't think anything is less attractive than finding out a guy is terrified of snakes....... Jesus Murphy it's a friggen garter snake and now I hate you

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Originally Posted by liv

I don't think anything is less attractive than finding out a guy is terrified of snakes....... Jesus Murphy it's a friggen garter snake and now I hate you

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LOL OMG.

So true.

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Originally Posted by liv

I don't think anything is less attractive than finding out a guy is terrified of snakes....... Jesus Murphy it's a friggen garter snake and now I hate you

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Amen, Liv!! I had a guy ask me if I was afraid my bps would escape and strangle me in my sleep. When I offered to show him one so he'd know what he was talking about, he exclaimed "NO, You said I didn't have to see them!!" Exit 200lb. 30 year-old Marine from the scene...

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Originally Posted by liv

I don't think anything is less attractive than finding out a guy is terrified of snakes....... Jesus Murphy it's a friggen garter snake and now I hate you

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So then on the contrary, there's nothing more attractive than a guy handling your balls? :D

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

So then on the contrary, there's nothing more attractive than a guy handling your balls? :D

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Pretty much xD My roommate's boyfriend is terrified of snakes. I mean, she gave me Jackie as a result, which was a bonus….but seriously? -.- My Master thinks they're pretty cool.

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Originally Posted by Annarose15

Amen, Liv!! I had a guy ask me if I was afraid my bps would escape and strangle me in my sleep. When I offered to show him one so he'd know what he was talking about, he exclaimed "NO, You said I didn't have to see them!!" Exit 200lb. 30 year-old Marine from the scene...

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He was probably intimidated because you had bigger snakes than him. :D

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

He was probably intimidated because you had bigger snakes than him. :D

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You mean bigger balls :P

Hehe. Balls.

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Originally Posted by Neal

You mean bigger balls :P

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Those too!

What happened to OP? I haven't read through all pages, just the first 3. Curious ! :D

HAHAHA Just force them to like the snakes "put that man whip out"

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Originally Posted by DPBallPythons

What happened to OP? I haven't read through all pages, just the first 3. Curious ! :D

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I'm still here...hiding in the shadows ;)

Best. Thread. Ever. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Otolith

Recently I was talking to this guy whom I was very up front about my snakes and gecks from the beginning and he said initially that he wasn't into them but could deal. After hanging out and talking more I pressed him and learned that he was terrified to come into my house. He then got pissy when I told him well I guess there isn't any point in seeing each other anymore lol.
It goes both ways unfortunately. Since my ex and I of 6 yrs broke up last year I've just been dating around a little and when I told my mom about my blood laying eggs her exact words were "No wonder you don't have a boyfriend." lol


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My mother says that same thing to me...well except not "BOYFRIEND"! She doesnt think I can find a girl who will want to be with me because of all my snakes. LOL So far shes right, but its not going to stop me from having them! Hopefully one day she will come into my life!