I'm a PRO in just such fashion. I have no doubt that a bunch of folks here know way more than I do about balls, heh heh heh, but, since I sell them, I'm a Pro.
Pattimuss, it is ever fascinating when you see what really goes on in the minds of others when the subject is themselves.
Oops, there's the Maitre De, calling a table is ready for the Hubris Party, Hubris, party of one, your table is ready....