Alright, you guys get the spanners over here, you two, with the studs, over on the north wall. Who's got the sawsall? Over here with that, this doorway needs to be expanded. Forget putting a new door in, just make the doorway bigger. Nope, take the screen door off entirely, won't need it after we're done, it wouldn't fit anyway.
What??? They didn't put the header on the load? Where am I supposed to get a 4 X 12 that's 6 feet long this time of day. Just double up some 2 X 4s, this job has got to be finished asap.
Any more big heads come crashing through this standard doorway and the whole place will come down on top of us.
Gordo, get off your but and get to it.