Snakes and Stones

[Bogertophis]

...my neighbors have no idea why all the vultures in the area are constantly hanging out in my backyard. The scent of rodent ammonia to them must be like fresh baked apple pie to us...

It just keeps getting better: Arsenic in the water, radon in the house, & surrounded by vultures? You couldn't even make that up...

And what's more, who could imagine, what with the extraordinary beauty you produce there in the form of snakes, polished stones & flowers.

I think you're right about the vultures being drawn to rodent "cologne" wafting on the wind..."like fresh baked apple pie to us"-