Taking sneks outside?

[bmwood]

Hahaha I thought the same thing. Snake fear is real though. I’m always astounded when people are terrified of my python noodle and won’t even go in the same room. I’m like, look, you realize that my gosh darn *cat* could do an immense amount of damage if it wanted to hurt you, your dog could literally murder you, and you’re afraid of something with virtually no teeth or capability of doing damage to you. Even full grown she’s essentially harmless. You piss my cat off or someone’s dog off? You’re totally effed. Now snakes in the wild I get because things like the fer-de-lance and rattlers and giiiiant constrictors exist. But like you wouldn’t just go pet a random wolf in the wild either. Use your logic and stop making jokes about how you want to run my snake over with your car. Zero chill.

I would go pet a random wolf in the woods if it would let me get close enough .