Ball Pythons are "Boring" ???!??

[se7en]

rule #1 when buying pets: don't get something that can kill and eat you.

[Albert Clark]

rule #1 when buying pets: don't get something that can kill and eat you.

Or kill and eat your infant daughter while she is asleep in her crib. Responsible or irresponsible?

[Bluebonnet Herp]

rule #1 when buying pets: don't get something that can kill and eat you.

I think this would be better phrased as "Don't get a pet and allow it to kill you."