Finally gave in... Ittsy bittsy spider was not a spider.

[Zombree]

So full refund, and you keep the snake? how much $$ do you get back if you keep snake? How much money do you get back if you trade him that for a normal banana?

Aswell, out of all his banana's are they all males? If so your's has the male maker gene

I really haven't worked all of this out with him, yet. Lol, I am trying not to make these decisions when my partner is off driving in Texas. He's a better negotiator.
And he is a "male maker" banana, you are correct xP