Finally gave in... Ittsy bittsy spider was not a spider.

[John1982]

Glad you got it sorted out but I don't understand this bit:

@SnakeBytesTV Thank you so much for helping me with him. I was literally humiliated on the forums for saying he was a spider. You were nice

Implying that we weren't so nice on the forums wasn't so nice. Sure you didn't ask for genetics straight out. As far as you know everyone here was ready to let you live in bliss until you opened the can of worms all on your lonesome. Just 25 minutes after starting your mites thread you post a picture and the following:

(Continuing EDIT: No one ever believes he is a banana spider, so I showed him compared to his brother because I know I will get heat :/ Whatever.

I guess I'm just sort of at a loss. You seemed defensive even before anybody suggested there was no spider in your snake. What I saw were people trying to help you, even going so far as offering comparison pictures, in getting the genetics of your animal straightened out. I fail to see where you were treated any way that would make you feel humiliated.

Sorry to those I offended by appearing stupid or naive or whatever it is I appeared. I won't be calling him a spider from this point onward. He is a banana. More importantly, he is my banana.
-Proud Banana Owner

I doubt anybody here thinks you stupid or naive for getting genetics mixed up on a snake - pretty sure MOST of us have done it at one point or another.

Best of luck with your snake and glad Brian could help you where we could not.