I don't think "attacks" are very constructive, and often lead to somebody that genuinely wants help going away, however I've also seen people sniff around for advice hoping to get just one person to tell them what they want to hear and do just the opposite of what the experienced folks say.
Nobody really likes to respond with quality advice only to have it ignored and usually at the animal's expense.
I don't get that at all from you and you seem to be eager to listen to good advice and do everything in your power to succeed.
Once you are all set, in all reality a couple of snakes are really easy pets. It's the front end work that is the hardest part.
Fresh water, cleaning, and a meal once a week, every 10, 14 or 20 days is a snap.