Injected snake , stabbed my own thumb afterwards when she start flailing about

[sho220]

Lean in really close to your screen so's I can smack you!

haha...every time I get the least little boo boo now I tell my wife "well...that's it...I'm done...now you can collect my life insurance" I really shouldn't joke about it...kinda freaks me out...oh I got a tiny little cut...and now my legs need to be cut off...yeah...

[Salamander Rising]

haha...every time I get the least little boo boo now I tell my wife "well...that's it...I'm done...now you can collect my life insurance" I really shouldn't joke about it...kinda freaks me out...oh I got a tiny little cut...and now my legs need to be cut off...yeah...

Women are different.
[or at least I am]

Nothing short of my intestines trailing on the floor will get me to a hospital...and only then if I can't squish 'em back in and duct tape them until I heal.



After Norma nailed me, I gave her the shot, put her back and washed my hands.
[didn't wash my blood off of her, though]

Thought to myself "Had a tetanus shot. Had the rabies vax. I'm good to go, I reckon."

I asked you guys mostly because of any possible salmonella issues.

I haven't had a shot for that.

[sho220]

haha...every time I get the least little boo boo now I tell my wife "well...that's it...I'm done...now you can collect my life insurance" I really shouldn't joke about it...kinda freaks me out...oh I got a tiny little cut...and now my legs need to be cut off...yeah...

Uh oh...another one...apparently Georgia is infested with flesh eating bacteria...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...kes-again.html