Ugh.. I think she's sick

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since there seems to be an active interest in my personal life

Actually, there is little interest in your personal life...you just keep bringing it up.

Something tells me you would not be satisfied with any answer I give you unless it sounded something like this. ""You're so right, I don't know what I have been thinking. I have been so wrong in my ways. I can't handle all of this crisis. I can't deal with all these things going wrong at once...

Well, since the first of the twelve steps is to admit that you have a problem, it would be a good start.

If you can give me hard evidence of the advice that I refuse to take, please point those out to me.
Get them separated? Done.

they have been separated with a makeshift egg crate type divider for about a week or more.

You didn't seperate them, you put a piece of cardboard between them. Not Done.

^ Ditch the tank and get two 15-28qt tubs for each of them (~$6 a piece), get a UTH for both and get them regulated and there's your cheap setup for each of them.

I'll let you answer this one with your own words:

3rd solution would be to toss out both tank altogether and get two smaller ones. But that seems like such a waste. I don't like throwing money away.

More advice untaken. I thought you said money wasn't an issue? In fact, you said:

It has never been a matter of money. I have 7 other pets and they all get what they need including vet visits.

show me where I was rude when it was unwarranted

Too Easy...

Please, I do have some amount of common sense.

READ my posts, why don't you? Do you honestly think I would be here and on 100 other sites reading up on sh!t if I didn't give ? Why should I blindly bow down and praise Allah for your advice...But if you want to yell and be condescending, then it will all fall on deaf ears. I don't respond well to tantrums. Not even from my kids.

If all of you gurus knew everything, they why would this message board exist? Don't preach to me about what is important. Don't assume I'm an idiot. Don't talk down to me. Actually, you know what ? Screw you hippies. I'll go back to that "other" herp site for my advice

Sorry, next time I'll spell things out like you're a 6 year old.

sheesh.. you guys are just ignant. juuuust ignant.

In order to get sick only one thing must exist. Life.

While I conceed this point, bad husbandry does have a tendency to hurry things along.

So they're keeping her there tonight and possibly over the whole weekend if I ask them to. And I probably will ask them to.

Honesty, that is a much better place for your snake than where it has been.