You might be a ball python keeper..........

[JulieInNJ]

...your 9 year old son has a better grasp of genetics than some college students, thanks to the obsessive talk about dom, co-dom, and recessive traits...

...every time you grab a soda from the convenience store, you wish you could take the glass front refrigerator home and turn it into an incubator...

...every time you watch that show Infested!, and you see a house infested with rats, you only wish you could be that lucky to have that much snake food around...

...you walk into a pet store and think SNAKE FOOD when you see the 'fancy' rats...

...you've been in a subway, seen a huge rat, and wondered which one of your balls could eat it...