You might be a ball python keeper..........

[Dracoluna]

if you wake up in the middle of the night and rush into the other room to check on your new baby... to make sure her temps and humidity are right. (I really hope this calms down after I get more bp's. Makes for long nights.)

if you have friends over and suddenly hear cursing as your freezer slams shut because you forgot to rebag the rats and one was staring at the same ice cream the guest was.

[The Serpent Merchant]

if you wake up in the middle of the night and rush into the other room to check on your new baby... to make sure her temps and humidity are right. (I really hope this calms down after I get more bp's. Makes for long nights.)

don't worry in a few weeks you will realize that you aren't killing your Bp and things will settle down

[Dracoluna]

don't worry in a few weeks you will realize that you aren't killing your Bp and things will settle down

Lol! I'm getting to that point but it's bad enough the girls at work look at me when I come in tired and just say "Snake again?" Used to corns which I'm pretty sure could survive the apocalypse so the finickiness of bps has me a bit nervous.

[meowmeowkazoo]

You are making out your grocery list for the week, and rodents are on it.

I remember my husband finding a grocery list I had made:

Butter
Paper Towels
Mice
Bread
Eggs

[Foxtuning65]

-when there are more pics of your snakes on your Facebook then of yourself
-your family makes it a vacation day to come see all your snakes
-when your mother in law refuses to eat food from your freezer because there are rats in it
-instead of saying I want to come over to party your friends say " I want to come over to see your snakes"

[CherryPython]

...When people start taking you off their FB news feed because they're getting sick of the snakes

Me: "Sooo anybody ELSE taken me off the news feed?"
G: "Yeah, ***insert a few names from work***"
Me: "Cause of-"
G: "-the snakes, yes Aimee."
Me:

[JulieInNJ]

...you've had family members run screaming out of the bathroom because you had rats thawing in your tub...

[mechnut450]

it only bad if you have the police and all t ocall you for snake removals and Iding of them at 2 am. I been told I have to use colored container or a trash bag to keep my frozen rodents in so noone sees them when opening the fridge.

but it really bad if you pull out a hairless rodent and at first glance (not even a second ) and can't tell if it chicken or a rat until you open the bag.

[Rob]

it only bad if you have the police and all t ocall you for snake removals and Iding of them at 2 am. I been told I have to use colored container or a trash bag to keep my frozen rodents in so noone sees them when opening the fridge.

but it really bad if you pull out a hairless rodent and at first glance (not even a second ) and can't tell if it chicken or a rat until you open the bag.

What? Not a slam I just couldn't understand what you were trying to say.

[Mike41793]

What? Not a slam I just couldn't understand what you were trying to say.

The police call him at 2am when they need help with a snake removal and need him to ID it for them bc they dont know if its venemous