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03-21-2012, 11:38 PM
#101
If you have ever gone to a garage sale/flea market looking for bookshelves, etc to turn into housing or other accessories for your ball pythons.
If you have ever made yourself leave your wallet/purse at home when going to a show to prevent overspending, only to discover you "accidentally" stuck a credit card in your pocket, and after all that is a really good deal on that morph you've been wanting.
If you've ever gotten your feathers ruffled by an unthinking non-reptile person while in a pet store, and gave them a bit of education in a not-so-polite way because you are sick of snake haters.
If your spouse has ever changed the channel because you keep talking over the commentary on a "reptile show" on TV, loudly pointing out the obvious mistakes and misinformation.
If your spouse has ever come home from work and asked, "When is dinner?" and you reply the rats aren't thawed yet. Then you remember the people in the house need to eat as well as the snakes.
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1.0 Mojave - Okoto | 1.0 Vanilla - Kodama
1.0 Pastel - Koroku | 1.0 Fire - Osa
0.1 het Pied - Toki | 0.1 het Pied - Mauro
0.1 Mojave - Kina | 0.1 Blushback Cinnamon - Kuri
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03-22-2012, 07:52 AM
#102
Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........
If the first thing you do in the morning is grab your coffee and get on bp.net. 
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03-22-2012, 08:10 AM
#103
 Originally Posted by DrDooLittle
If the first thing you do in the morning is grab your coffee and get on bp.net.
Mines hop on Bp.net with my pre work out drink......same thing lol
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03-22-2012, 10:28 AM
#104
You only eat fresh food cause the freezer is full of rodents.
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03-22-2012, 11:11 AM
#105
...your 9 year old son has a better grasp of genetics than some college students, thanks to the obsessive talk about dom, co-dom, and recessive traits...
...every time you grab a soda from the convenience store, you wish you could take the glass front refrigerator home and turn it into an incubator...
...every time you watch that show Infested!, and you see a house infested with rats, you only wish you could be that lucky to have that much snake food around...
...you walk into a pet store and think SNAKE FOOD when you see the 'fancy' rats...
...you've been in a subway, seen a huge rat, and wondered which one of your balls could eat it...
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I'm a girl, I have snakes, I have tattoos, and I have piercings.
The more I talk to humans, the more I prefer my snakes. 
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03-22-2012, 11:12 AM
#106
...your friends and family have threatened to have an intervention for your addiction...
...your friends and family threaten to put you on that show Hoarders...
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In Loving Memory: 1.0 Pastel Zeus, 0.1 het Albino Anya
I'm a girl, I have snakes, I have tattoos, and I have piercings.
The more I talk to humans, the more I prefer my snakes.
http://www.iherp.com/julieinnj
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03-22-2012, 03:20 PM
#107
Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........
Originally Posted by John1982
You only eat fresh food cause the freezer is full of rodents.
Today, I had to move the rats out of the way to find the frozen burritos and Hot Pockets... 
"Cry, Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war..."
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03-22-2012, 04:17 PM
#108
If your favorite statement is "just one more".
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03-22-2012, 04:39 PM
#109
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Re: You might be a ball python keeper..........
You might be a ball python keeper if.... your idea of a relaxing day trip with your wife is hitting the nearest reptile expo.
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03-22-2012, 04:43 PM
#110
Registered User
You might be a ball python keeper..........
You care more about temp/humidity in the tub than your own health.
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