Twenty years old and I still can't talk to girls....fml

[Raptor]

Here's your first problem. You're asking for advice from a bunch of strangers on an internet forum about snakes.

Go to the gym. Lift some weights to get big. Or if you're fat go running and don't eat so much. These will give you confidence and make you look more attractive.

Here's the second thing that makes you attractive to women $$$$. Get a job and make money. Go to school to get a better job and make more money so you can afford more women.

That's pretty much all there is to women. They like muscles and money. And shiny things like diamonds. But those come from the money.

Thanks for speaking for every single woman in existence.

Frankly, I can't stand jewelry. It's annoying, easy to lose, and tends to get caught on things. Me? I like a guy capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation. Guy doesn't know anything about video games? No, thanks. Not much money? Eh, going out is a hassle. Much more fun to pop a DVD into the PS3 and watch something at home. If you're going to insist on buying me something, get me a video game. Flowers wilt after a few days, and half the time, chocolate goes to waste.

Point is, women aren't as black and white as you act like they are; claiming that they all like the same things is fairly foolish.