You might have too many ball pythons if...

[kitedemon]

The bonus question of the exam you just wrote is, "I am all white and have blue eyes what morph am I?"

You want to go to London to buy a Guido Mocafico print.

You know who Guido Mocafico is with out following this link...

http://www.guidomocafico.com/p.html

[Vypyrz]

- You've been blamed for a fart that really was the snake...

-You explain to your Dentist all of the other uses for chlorhexidine other than just mouthwash...