You might have too many ball pythons if...

[jsmorphs2]

...If you drive across three states and back in the same day to pick up new snakes.

[ElwinBore]

Guilty of them all. Except the cargo van I had to do two trips with a Uhual. lol

[mechnut450]

known to the local 911 people as the snake guy and they refer people to you for snake issues, same with spca .

You had to get a sign on your truck to warn cops why there a moving bag in the truck (on the front seat) when pulled over for speeding in 95+ temps cause you don't have ac and there no shade.

You have a cop drawn ttheir gun on you while the piss their pants cause you going out the door asthey come home from work and face to face with their worst fear) and you don't even freak out cause of the gun..

you make more removing snakes in one day than all week cutting grass.

[ElwinBore]

If your on a first name Basis with DWR.
If you Hire the naborhood kids to help you clean and feed cages when they come and ask if you need yard work done.
If your sister is a Dr and you know more latin then her.
If you ever though about Chondro being an awsome Middle name.
If your wife screams There is a spider in the bathroom and you run to your rack system wondering how your snake got out.
If your at the inlaws and they say they got a pie and wonder when did they get a snake?
If you missed lunch and are late for dinner cause its feeding day.
If you plan Family road trips around the Expo curcits.
If your reptiles Magize subscription is an automatic deduction from you bank account.
If you call in to work to go look at a snake
If you spend more time on your "HOBBY" then you do at a full time Job
If you try to tell what kinda Gecko it is that sells every one Car Insurence.

[pamby13]

you have more balls than the australian mens rugby team. :p

favorite!

[tsealock]

This thread is becoming epic. I'm guilty of hunting craigslist..and getting angry.

-Jeff Corwin won't call you up as a volunteer to hold a burm because you are wearing a USARK shirt (happened to me today)

[Crazy4Herps]

...when you have 4-cage-high stacks lining the walls and still have tubs in the closet and under the bed...

[PitOnTheProwl]

Just that makes my back end sag

Thats for another thread...........and I wont step through that door

[PitOnTheProwl]

when you walk into your local petco or exotic pet shop and the employees meet you at the rodent section and greet you with "how many today man?"

Guilty...........on a first name basis

it's feeding day for the snakes and you have to miss your meal

How about: your family is eating cold cereal BECAUSE you were trying to get all the f/t up to temp and forgot it was your night to feed the people too.......guilty

...If you drive across three states and back in the same day to pick up new snakes.

Not from San Antonio TX.............at least not in a day

guilty of all:

you browse craigslist pets section at least 5 times a day searching all the different words people could possibly use to describe their bps (python, pythons, snake, reptile, ball python, bp, morph)

VERY guilty

[PitOnTheProwl]

You electric bill had doubled because of all the flex-watt, lighting, heat bulbs