You might have too many ball pythons if...

[PitOnTheProwl]

when you walk into your local petco or exotic pet shop and the employees meet you at the rodent section and greet you with "how many today man?"

Guilty...........on a first name basis

it's feeding day for the snakes and you have to miss your meal

How about: your family is eating cold cereal BECAUSE you were trying to get all the f/t up to temp and forgot it was your night to feed the people too.......guilty

...If you drive across three states and back in the same day to pick up new snakes.

Not from San Antonio TX.............at least not in a day

guilty of all:

you browse craigslist pets section at least 5 times a day searching all the different words people could possibly use to describe their bps (python, pythons, snake, reptile, ball python, bp, morph)

VERY guilty