Using pine, along with hybridizing snakes, will most assuredly land you a hot seat in the corner of hell reserved for those who don't blindly follow. Of course pine is bad. Couldn't be worse. Phenol schmeanol, it's just bad. Bad, bad bad. Only a really bad person would even consider using it to begin with. I sure hope you're not one of those bad people.

You see, I've been one. A pine user. Yup. Got to admit it. Over 4 decades. Literally hundreds of thousands of snakes and mice and rats and all kinds of creatures, the likes of which you will never see again from you toasty corner. But it hasn't been easy. Try being the guy to say Hey pine haters, hey tree bigots, I've got experience longer than you've been alive contradicting you, only to be shot down by an article written 25 years ago by some sophomoric tool of peta or hsus. Oh ho, that's a load of fun.

But I digress. Pine is bad. You'll go to hell if you use it. Don't use pine or you'll go straight to hell. Bad, bad, pine is bad. Don't EVER forget it, not matter how many people prove with DECADES of evidence that what some think is from god's lips is more like from satan's buns.

To be clear. Hybrids- straight to hell.
Pine user, right behind the guy making hybrids.

I wonder if I should just go ahead an get a booth...