I know... that story was even more ridiculous (than the Cops episode), to the point where I was actually laughing. Watch out, that "burmese python" is going to eat your Hummer!! Puuuuuulleeeease.
I'm a 5'5" woman, for goodness sakes, and have more testosterone than these men... even my gay (male) roommate is more manly, LOL.If that BOA really was attacking your truck, is that actually a threat? As far as I know, even the biggest reticulated python couldn't eat through metal.