For some reason this
""I was driving to my home on Polk Street and saw this SUV on the side of the road and I what I thought was a stick in the road," he said. "But as I got closer I said, 'That ain't no stick.' And then as I got closer I realized, 'Shoot, that's snake.' Then I got even closer and I thought 'That's a python!' Then, it started attacking the truck.""
Doesnt make me think of someone whos all that intelligent...
Re-Enactment-
"That aint no dargone stick... Shoot. thats one'a them 'Conda things aint it? ...saw a movie bout them one time.. nasty things."
and this...
Ahlin said he was concerned his 50-pound dog would jump out the window and suddenly "become a snack for that snake."
"I'll tell you, this snake was big enough it could have swallowed a kid," he said. "I mean the girth on that thing was huge."
The girth??? Is like 2-2.5" Yeah it could deffinatley fit a kid in there... theyre elastic dont ya know?