Reptile pick up lines!

Okay, I have to give credit. People are getting inventive.
For anyone thinking this isn't "PG", ya it really is, members have not said anything that couldn't be on daytime TV and in most cases stated much milder using the dying art of double entendre.
Keep it up ladies and gents, you are doing great.

I submit my crack at it (I never bothered with lines so, bear with my 1st attempt).
"You're into herps too? Sweet, I'd love to show off my Balls and if things go well maybe break out the Anaconda"

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Originally Posted by liv

Hey girl, two of my balls are blue right now

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Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.

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Lol can't stop laughing.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Hey olivia, a temp gun isn't the only thing i'm gunna shoot your rack with.

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Omg this is too funny xD this one just takes the cake for me Lolz! Winner!!


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Hey olivia, could you sex my balls for me? TJ told me you're always down for some probing.

not a pickup line, but i saw a shirt at a local reptile show once that said "girls come and go, but you'll always have your balls." :gj:

man i wish i would've gotten that shirt now. lol

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Hey baby, I hope you like recessives because I don't use Codoms.

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You can keep your recessives and codoms, as long as i get to be Dominant.

50 shades of grey anyone? And i'm not talking about Axanthics!

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Originally Posted by TheSnakeGeek

not a pickup line, but i saw a shirt at a local reptile show once that said "girls come and go, but you'll always have your balls." :gj:

man i wish i would've gotten that shirt now. lol

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I saw the same shirt at the Nashville repticon! If I got one I don't think it would have the same effect lol.


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Originally Posted by AlexisFitzy

I saw the same shirt at the Nashville repticon! If I got one I don't think it would have the same effect lol.


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me too. ;) i live in murfreesboro. lol

Hey babe, I will have you know I have been known to probe deeply and can even make you pop if you're down.

I vote we Pin this topic.