Injected snake , stabbed my own thumb afterwards when she start flailing about

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Lean in really close to your screen so's I can smack you!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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haha...every time I get the least little boo boo now I tell my wife "well...that's it...I'm done...now you can collect my life insurance" I really shouldn't joke about it...kinda freaks me out...oh I got a tiny little cut...and now my legs need to be cut off...yeah...

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haha...every time I get the least little boo boo now I tell my wife "well...that's it...I'm done...now you can collect my life insurance" I really shouldn't joke about it...kinda freaks me out...oh I got a tiny little cut...and now my legs need to be cut off...yeah...

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Women are different.
[or at least I am]

Nothing short of my intestines trailing on the floor will get me to a hospital...and only then if I can't squish 'em back in and duct tape them until I heal.

:D

After Norma nailed me, I gave her the shot, put her back and washed my hands.
[didn't wash my blood off of her, though]

Thought to myself "Had a tetanus shot. Had the rabies vax. I'm good to go, I reckon."

I asked you guys mostly because of any possible salmonella issues.

I haven't had a shot for that.

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haha...every time I get the least little boo boo now I tell my wife "well...that's it...I'm done...now you can collect my life insurance" I really shouldn't joke about it...kinda freaks me out...oh I got a tiny little cut...and now my legs need to be cut off...yeah...

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Uh oh...another one...apparently Georgia is infested with flesh eating bacteria...:O

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...kes-again.html

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What's the worst that could happen?

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My friend accidently poked himself with a needle, after giving his snake an injection............... He started to develope a taste for live rodents !!! After seeing the Dr. and a little time, we were able to get him switched over to f/t !!!

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My friend accidently poked himself with a needle, after giving his snake an injection............... He started to develope a taste for live rodents !!! After seeing the Dr. and a little time, we were able to get him switched over to f/t !!!

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Rats or mice? :)

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My friend accidently poked himself with a needle, after giving his snake an injection............... He started to develope a taste for live rodents !!! After seeing the Dr. and a little time, we were able to get him switched over to f/t !!!

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[uh oh...gotta go...hubby is trying to pull me out from under the sofa with a snake hook..whutta jerk...it's so nice and dark and cozy under here]

:O

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Rats or mice? :)

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I'm a light eater so I'm craving mice.

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Seriously sucked.

Maximum suckitude.

So much consummate, spectacular suckiness that this week could easily devour a black hole, entire.

The Big Suck Theory.

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Just thought I'd share a section sent to me from an article in Real Simple Magazine:

"...we tend to think of creative people as churning out one work of genius after another, but brilliance is a numbers game. Creative people tend to be prolific, and usually the misfires far outnumber the hits. 'I recently went to a museum in Germany, and they had a Picasso exhibition,' says Jung. 'But the paintings were terrible. I think I saw every lousy Picasso out there. He created about 50,000 works, and not all of them were masterpieces.' It's a powerful lesson: Accept failure. Enjoy it, even. Embrace the suck, for the suck is part of the process."

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I'm hypoglycemic and my doc gave me one of those blood sugar test gizmos and you must poke your fingertip when testing for low blood sugar.

I used it three times and said forget this, I'll just snack on protein more often.

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You don't have to poke your fingers. You can get ones that you can poke your arm or the ball of fatty tissue beneath your thumb on the palm of your hand :) I'm diabetic and had to use these instead of fingertips when I was in hospital because my fingers were so overused there were no more spots to poke haha :)

I would watch for any scales that start to grow on your hand.

If you get more than 4 of them, see a doctor.

Or rather, a vet.