looking for a snake loving girl

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Now, this thread was started by a friend who was quandrified about finding a suitable woman. As a long time bachelor by choice, I can identify and relate to his consternation. While there be a plethora of comely wenches with booty a plenty, finding one with some sycopation is, for guys like us, nigh impossible.

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Originally Posted by Archimedes

(I blame Pyrate for the colloquial tone this thread has taken. Well, and Mike, but he's always mixed into trouble somehow. :3)

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Avast me hearty! We all had a hand to play there is no doubt, so the debt goes to all. I declare to the quartermaster no leniency with all to take on deck scrubin', an extra shift of the night watch, and 10 lashes each(myself included). Plus 10 extra lashes to the traitorous archimedes and time in the brig. After trial, if she be found guilty, then it be the plank for her.


[QUOTE=wilomn;2104978]Young Michael, arrr, has a masochistic streak the width of his youthful back, but the blame be not his alone, twere a wench or three abused the poor lad, twisting him fierce in the way women have.
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I dare say the lad enjoyed the twistin' about, a bit.


If your charts and the stars be straight and true, the distance from New England to Georgia be for you. Do not go by land or by air, the sea beckons to grow you some hair. Battle the wave, the current, and even scurvy. Stop in the east indies and pick up some curry. The lady Anna, a fine one indeed. Looting and pillaging in Tortuga you'll flee. Relinquish the journeys to stay upon land. A lubber ye be in the eyes of the band.

Aye, I'll walk if the band decrees it, but I'll have my share of the rum first, beggin' yer pardons.

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When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread

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Originally Posted by liv

When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread

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Somewhere on page whateverpageitwas booty and chest were mentioned which ultimately lead to pirate puns and now they can't stop...

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Originally Posted by liv

When the expletive did this turn into a pirate thread

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When i used the words "booty" and "chest" people took the puns way too literally. Guys, it's pretty sad when liv is the only one who PM's me pics of the right stuff!

I'm not sure what wilomn said because I can't read pirate, but no one really calls me Michael, so that was rather peculiar lol.

I talk to anyone like that lol. Ask my coworkers. Or my dog. Or my grandma!

Coleslaw's mom is pretty badass.

That was my fault for making those jokes, TJ. I regret it terribly lol.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

When i used the words "booty" and "chest" people took the puns way too literally. Guys, it's pretty sad when liv is the only one who PM's me pics of the right stuff!

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Annnnnnnnd that is when my jealousy kicks in.... lol

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

That was my fault for making those jokes, TJ. I regret it terribly lol.

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You are not forgiven... not ever... shame, shame on you, sir!

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Somewhere on page whateverpageitwas booty and chest were mentioned which ultimately lead to pirate puns and now they can't stop...

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Ain't no stoppin' us now
We're on the move (yeah-ee-a, yeah-ee-a)
Ain't no stoppin' us now
We've got the groove


Really though, we :hijackd: enough and need to lead it back to its orginial course and heading.


First mate, set a course for a port where lonely men can rest their tired bones in their journey for a lady and not some random wench. Yarr!


If anyone wants to come over to my place tonight for a singles mixer, I have rum. Be warned ye don't take from the captain's private stock though. :D

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Originally Posted by TJ_Burton

Annnnnnnnd that is when my jealousy kicks in.... lol

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Haha i'm jk. :p

Mike there's no need to shelter TJ from our truth