Some team will pick him up, and if he really wants to stick it to the PETA types that are sure to protest him, he'll show up at the press conference with a toy poodle in his arms, ala "Paris". The poodle can be wearing a diamond collar that says, "Bad Newz Kennels II". Some of the best advice I ever got was, "When people are gonna' talk about you anyway, give em' something you want them to talk about".