They make me smile

[XGetSome]

Sometimes even that makes me smile. If someone answers "no" to this poll, I'll have to wonder why they are on this site.

This girl I'm speaking of, strikes at me through the tub repeatedly. I was holding her and she seamed calm, I lifted her up to see her belly, and felt something slam into my forehead....couldnt even see it coming. I knew she musta bit me......she oesnt really bite, she just strikes like a rattlesnake.

So I looked in the mirror and there were a few bloody holes in my forehead...lol

[frankykeno]

I am a nerd so I have staring contests with my BP. She always wins because I always start smiling first! Darn it!!

They always win! It's that whole no eyelids to blink with thing!

I am a grown man and I find myself baby talking to them......the first years...my wife laughs so hard and reminds me i didnt even baby talk to my son who is now 6 lol....examples...

awwww does you need a dwinky dwink......"drink"
awwwww its time for sups sups..........."supper"
awwwww does you have da burrrr chillies....."are you cold"

its pathetic....lawl

You know now that you've admitted this publically we all get to razz you unmercifully.

This girl I'm speaking of, strikes at me through the tub repeatedly. I was holding her and she seamed calm, I lifted her up to see her belly, and felt something slam into my forehead....couldnt even see it coming. I knew she musta bit me......she oesnt really bite, she just strikes like a rattlesnake.

So I looked in the mirror and there were a few bloody holes in my forehead...lol

I will admit I wasn't smiling when one of my mature females, Dori, tried to eat my face off the other day either. I don't know what was bugging her butt but she was NOT interested in making nice nice with me at that moment. Big strikes (I dodge fast for an old broad) and huge hisses. Guess it's breeding season and since I wasn't putting her boyfriend in with her quite yet she was less than impressed with me.

[nixer]

This girl I'm speaking of, strikes at me through the tub repeatedly. I was holding her and she seamed calm, I lifted her up to see her belly, and felt something slam into my forehead....couldnt even see it coming. I knew she musta bit me......she oesnt really bite, she just strikes like a rattlesnake.

So I looked in the mirror and there were a few bloody holes in my forehead...lol

lol thats too bad you didnt get pics. i got bit between the fingers sat. night i got 2 little red dots on my finger now. i even love my bitey snakes