Quote Originally Posted by hoax View Post
My friend I am on the phone with Jesus right now trying to add another page to the Bible.

We are calling it the Gospel according to Tom.

Just think one day you can be chilling with Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John. Drinking a Shiner Bock and thinking back on good times.
Naw Bro, the only thing Holy about me is my underwear...oh wait, I don't wear any